Hummana Hummana: Mansels with Style

It is that time again, Damsels. I would say wipe those smiles off your faces, but I'm smiling too. Why? Because it is Wednesday, and therefore the Hummana, Hummana post. I can't deprive you of a little eye-candy, simply because I don't want to deprive myself.

So, here we are. Let me begin by saying that I am a Facebook fan of ZARA clothing. Where is this leading, you might ask? Patience is a virtue, dear Damsels. Because I'm a fan of ZARA on Facebook, I'm able to see notifications from them. Some of them tell me new clothing options in the stores and provide pictures. But, yesterday, as I was perusing my social network, ZARA posted something titled, "YOUNG Evening Lookbook." A casual post for some, but a look at the pictures suggests otherwise. This, my dear, dear Damsels, is what I wish men would do. EVERYTHING I wish they would do! Why don't they do it?

Via Zara Facebook Page

These "YOUNG" men are wearing casual coats over dress shirts with ties! They are parting their hair! They look polished and put together and stylish. Do I have to mention the jaw line? I hope you noticed that on your own.

Via Zara Facebook Page

I will leave you with a few other looks from the lookbook. Enjoy.

Via Zara Facebook Page

Seriously, why can't they do this?

Damsels in Forts

It's time we all had a chat about fancy shorts or, as I like to call them, "forts." Forts can be extremely cute, but I've recently been noticing that designers are trying to pass off certain forts as skirts! I haven't been able to walk into a store this season without seeing a flippy skirt that then turns into a pair of forts upon closer inspection.

Now, some forts are still extremely cute. I love me a tailored fort with some opaque or lacy tights. They're a fun layering option, and I don't even mind when they're a little baggy or long. My hatred arises, however, when they're too baggy, when they are no longer a straight cut but A-line, and when pleats become the name of the game. Namely, when they appear to be faux-skirts, or "firts" (which incidentally sound as disgusting as they look).

I'm looking at you, Rachel Roy and your "HIGHWAISTED LADY SHORT":

Via RachelRoy.com

These are a good example of a firt. Even she knew to write the name of these in accusing capital letters. It's as though Rachel's shouting at us to buy them, but in reality it merely increases their offense. Please just stick to the other adorable shorts in your repertoire, RR, and we'll let these "LADY" shorts (and all of their cousins) die a quick (yet painful) fashion death.

Damsels Love Cyber Monday

I woke up to 18 new emails this morning, all from stores seducing me to their sites with promises of percents off and free shipping. It was a smorgasborg of deals that left me feeling as excited, nay, even more excited than Black Friday. See, on Black Friday you have to stand behind hoards of crabby shoppers suffering from sleep deprivation and low blood sugar (guilty). But Cyber Monday? Oh, Damsels. Cyber Monday rocks my socks.

My favorite website today so far has been Rachel Roy, who's had 40% off RRR purchases, 20% off RR purchases and free shipping on all of it. Including jewelry! And sale items!

Like this awesome elephant ring that I may or may not have purchased immediately upon first sight.

Sometimes, you just know. What impulse buys have you been making today?

Damsels Eat Turkey

Happy Thanksgiving, Damsels! Here at Damsel Headquarters, we're thankful for friends, family, health, happiness and stuffing. Oh, and all the fashionable wears we'll be shopping for tomorrow!

The trend I'm most thankful for today? Brightly colored peacoats.

Via ASOS.com

What better way to stay warm? And this one is even Kelly green! Tell us what trend you're thankful for in the comments, and have a happy (and wonderfull)Turkey Day!

Hummana Hummana: Sexiest Mansels Alive 2011

OK, ladies. Let's just cut to the chase here, because we know what you want. You want a little man-sel and you want it now. Hey, understandable. We could all use a little more meat this time of year—and of course I'm referring to turkey.

PEOPLE has released its "Sexiest Man Alive 2011" list and the winner is...

Via PEOPLE

Bradley Cooper? I guess those eyes are kind of piercing, and his character in The Hangover was funny and lovable if not a little douche-y, but really? I can't say I mind the eye-candy, but there is a lot of merchandise out there, or as we say in the business, "merch."

In the interest of...well, Man-sel-viewing, let's examine that "merch." I give you some of the other candidates that made the coveted annual list:

Via PEOPLE

Ah. Liam Hemsworth. Miley-dater extraordinaire, Hunger Games star and most importantly, man-who-has-a-first-name-in-common-with-Liam-Neeson, an actor I find incredibly endearing and, if you must know, I also find him bad-ass in the movies Les Miserables and Taken (an odd assortment of movies, I agree).

Via PEOPLE

Another endearing candidate? Tim McGraw. Never underestimate the sex-power of a married man who loves his wife. Loyalty is attractive, and so are cowboy hats and boots (when applicable, read: if you're a country star, or you are dressing up for a theme-party).

Can't get enough? Go to people.com to view the rest of the candidates who made THE list of 2011.

Well, there you have it, Damsels. A Hummana Hummana worthy of the day before Thanksgiving. What are you thankful for?

Towering Damsels

As a rather petite girl, I like Jeffrey Campbell's crazy-tall heels. At first I didn't think I was a huge fan, but certain styles of his clunky shoes slowly grew on me with their interesting designs and glitter.

But though I'm a proponent of both wedges and thick heels, I must draw the line here:

Via NastyGal.com

I'm tripping acid just looking at these. Emphasis on the tripping. At this point, why not just wear stilts and call it a day? These are what Lady Gaga would wear if she decided to host a pastel-and-'70s themed boardwalk party. Or if Jan Brady wanted to tower over Marsha. Or if I hit my head and could no longer differentiate colors and sizes.

So what I'm saying is no thank you, Jeffrey Campbell. I know your life goal is to make everyone 7'' taller, but perhaps let's rethink the 7'' full-on wedge.

Oh, and these:

Damsels Dislike Your Fancy Pants

I love Anthropologie. Like, if Anthropologie was a guy, I would be creepily obsessive and stalk his facebook all the time. Or we'd be exclusively, seriously dating. On our way to getting married, meeting the in-laws and house-hunting seriously dating. I'd give up all other stores for Anthropologie, til death do us part.

But part of the reason I love this store is because sometimes they get wackadoo with their selections. For all the pretty dresses and breezy blouses, Anthro can definitely throw in some crazy trends.

Enter the Fancy Pant.

Via Anthropologie.com 

Fancy Pants are becoming a huge trend with their questionable textiles, unflattering cuts and lots and lots of prints. And I'm hating on them hardcore, whether they're these awful striped legging-hybrids, or these hideous plaid cords:

Via Anthropologie.com 

I'd just like to point out that THESE ARE NOT PAJAMAS. THESE ARE HIGH-WAISTED PLAID CORDUROY ANKLE-RISE PANTS TO BE WORN WHEN PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU.

Sorry for all the yelling, but these are offensive, right? Well, not as offensive as THESE: