Hairy Damsels

I'm exhausted, fellow Damsels. No, not from being awesome all day, like you would guess, but from trying to track down a photo that seriously distrubed me this morning.

The photo...has vanished. But, I will tell you what it was of: Kristen Stewart with her hair half up, showing blonde roots.

Can we get to the root of the problem with recent celeb hair trends (terrible pun, but, remember, I'm exhausted)? I could kind of grasp the ombre trend. At first, I was like "purposely darkening your roots, are you insane?" and then I was like, "Oh, this is kind of cute when it's curly!" Then, people started dying the tips of their hair pastel colors. Whatever floats your boat, Lauren Conrad. Whatever floats your boat.

But then Rihanna did this:

via refinery29.com

And I can't really get over it, because it looks like she actually dyed it to be like that. I don't know a anyone whose roots grow out like that. So...why? Why did you make a football on your head?

The Kristen Stewart pic is ridiculous, although I do think maybe she was careless, and not plain crazy like Rihanna (eg. "showing my boobs in a see-through shirt makes me confident").

Anyway, celebs are supposed to be trend-forward and awesome, but they are also supposed to look good. Is this me just projecting rules on them? Maybe. Do I feel guilty about it? No. Sorry I'm not sorry.

In other news, anyone know who should replace Camille Grammer on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills? I'm kind of sad to see her go...