Humma-no Humma-no: James Franco

I know, I know. Usually we feature hot guys on Wednesdays to bring a little eye candy to your week. But I need to get this off my chest: I want to see the Spring Breakers movie.

It stars Selena Gomez (Rachel's spirit animal), Ashley Benson (of Pretty Little Liars fame) and Vanessa Hudgens (of not wearing real pants fame), and I think it looks fantastically terrible. In a maybe they meant it to be this terrible, but it's still really bad, but I still love it beyond belief kind of way.

But the reason we need to talk about it is because James Franco plays a drug dealer who bails the main group of girls out of jail after they rob a restaurant to help pay for their spring break. Oh? Did I not mention that was the plot? Yeah. But let me repeat myself: James Franco is starring as a drug dealer.

And he's really taking his role to heart:

 All images via TheSuperficial.com

Humma-no, James Franco. Hum. A. No.