Monday, April 2, 2012

Damsels are Kidding

Well, the Kid's Choice Awards were on Saturday. This is one of my favorite award shows just because celebs take a chance with what they are wearing and aren't so uptight. Sometimes they take this motto to an extreme, though. Let me give you an example.

Selena Gomez. How cute, right! She's taking a risk by wearing a crop bustier with a skirt, and showing a little skin (why not take the cut-out trend a little further, as long as you're still classy?).
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Well, you stay classy, Selena, because we don't want you to end up like this:

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WHAT, is this? Katy, you have some serious problems recently. First, with the whole "blue everything" phase (official term) from hair to toenails. Then, this? Your hair...I can't even speak. Kinda cool colors, but why does it have to be limply laying on the side of your head like that? Then, you've chosen to coat a neon sports bra with a slime-like substance (ok, it is apt for the occasion, but really?) and wear an ill-fitting, terribly hemmed, non-matching, can't-even-call-it-a-skirt thing. Just bad.

And then there was this:

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Did people mistake this awards show for an 80's themed party? If so, you win Jada. I think you can collect your prize waaaayyy over there...keep going. Just a little further...in that limo that's waiting to take you away to the mental facility...what? I didn't say anything.

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