Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Towering Damsels

As a rather petite girl, I like Jeffrey Campbell's crazy-tall heels. At first I didn't think I was a huge fan, but certain styles of his clunky shoes slowly grew on me with their interesting designs and glitter.

But though I'm a proponent of both wedges and thick heels, I must draw the line here:


I'm tripping acid just looking at these. Emphasis on the tripping. At this point, why not just wear stilts and call it a day? These are what Lady Gaga would wear if she decided to host a pastel-and-'70s themed boardwalk party. Or if Jan Brady wanted to tower over Marsha. Or if I hit my head and could no longer differentiate colors and sizes.

So what I'm saying is no thank you, Jeffrey Campbell. I know your life goal is to make everyone 7'' taller, but perhaps let's rethink the 7'' full-on wedge.

Oh, and these:


Let's rethink these, too.

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