But part of the reason I love this store is because sometimes they get wackadoo with their selections. For all the pretty dresses and breezy blouses, Anthro can definitely throw in some crazy trends.
Enter the Fancy Pant.
Fancy Pants are becoming a huge trend with their questionable textiles, unflattering cuts and lots and lots of prints. And I'm hating on them hardcore, whether they're these awful striped legging-hybrids, or these hideous plaid cords:
I'd just like to point out that THESE ARE NOT PAJAMAS. THESE ARE HIGH-WAISTED PLAID CORDUROY ANKLE-RISE PANTS TO BE WORN WHEN PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU.
Sorry for all the yelling, but these are offensive, right? Well, not as offensive as THESE:
These super wide and shiny satin cobalt things are so monstrous, that they're not even called pants anymore. Meet the "Satin Palazzos" (seriously) that look like a maxi skirt in the front and hideous circus pants in the back.
I think Anthropologie's fashion director may have fallen and hit her head, and I'm genuinely concerned! Please send all condolence cards to Anthropologie head quarters as we support her in her time of recovery.
Head wounds and fashion faux-pas take time to heal, you know.
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