Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Hummana Hummana: Boyfriend


Rachel: have you heard Justin Beiber’s new song Boyfriend?
  it is so sleazy
  but kinda awesome
  slash I can see myself being like "put on Justin Beiber Boyfriend!!!"
  and then dancing like a fool
  because there is no good way to dance to that song
Megan: I know!!!
  I kind of love it
  slash sincerely love it
  it's like the Yin Yang Twins got a girlfriend
  and sucked on some helium
  and then recorded that song
Rachel: totally!
Megan: all I could think about when I first heard it was the Yin Yang Twins
  and how much they are kicking themselves that they let Justin Beiber get ahead of them on this
Rachel: can you say "this is the REMIX"
  "YING YANG TWINS, JUSTIN BEIBER, AND 'LIL JOHN"
  YEAHHHHHHHHH, WHAT?!?!
 Megan: OMG GENIUS
  WE NEED TO CALL THEIR PEOPLE AND GET ON THIS
  it would be Justin Beiber all, "I love you, I’m such an awesome boyfriend!"
  and then the Yin Yang Twins would be all like, "nah girl, he just tryna get that p**** wet"
  and then Beiber would be all "I can be your boyfriend!?"
  and Lil John would go “WHHHHAAT??”
  “OKAY!!!”
  best remix ever.
Rachel: YES

Justin Beiber/Yin Yang Twins/Lil John—you can all make those royalties checks out to The Damsels. K, thanx. 

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