Once there was a cockney lady livin' in de streets o' london town. It was back in de early 1900's, it was. She 'obbled 'round lookin' for a bite, and 'fore she knew what 'it 'er, a man 'eard 'er speakin' n' slurin'. What a reighteous man 'e was, that Mr. 'iggins. 'ow noble 'e must've felt to take me off de streets. Well, just you wait 'enry 'iggins, just you wait!
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Oh, don't frighten Helena, Damsels. Act perfectly normal. We don't want to scare away her natural charm and cukoo ways by speaking logically. Just let her go on in costume. I think that scene where her father's supposed to get to the church on time might be coming up next, and, believe me, you don't want to miss it.
Truly, Helena, never change. We love you just the way you are, you crazy, beautiful coot!
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