This Damsel is a Dame

Gather 'round, children. I 'as a story for ye.

Once there was a cockney lady livin' in de streets o' london town. It was back in de early 1900's, it was. She 'obbled 'round lookin' for a bite, and 'fore she knew what 'it 'er, a man 'eard 'er speakin' n' slurin'. What a reighteous man 'e was, that Mr. 'iggins. 'ow noble 'e must've felt to take me off de streets. Well, just you wait 'enry 'iggins, just you wait!

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Oh, don't frighten Helena, Damsels. Act perfectly normal. We don't want to scare away her natural charm and cukoo ways by speaking logically. Just let her go on in costume. I think that scene where her father's supposed to get to the church on time might be coming up next, and, believe me, you don't want to miss it.

Truly, Helena, never change. We love you just the way you are, you crazy, beautiful coot!

The Tis is a Certified Damsel (Temporarily)

I know, I know. The Tis has had her share of Vanessa Hudgens-style faux pas, but she is doing something right recently. Don't think this gets you off easy though, Ashley. You're on probation.

Take a look at her bright, pastel look:

 

Ashley, girl. Please stay with this trend of looking respectable, nice and fashion-forward at the same time. I think I know a lot of people who would appreciate it. Where did you get that dress? And where can I buy it the fastest (with free shipping)?

Just a side note: Girl is rockin' a deep burgundy color in her hair, and though usually I would be like, "This is so passé...lame." Right now, I'm like, "Kind of cutes, Tis! Where'd you get it done? Can we be besties, so I can shop with you and also go to your salon, but since you are kind of richer, you could buy everything?"

That sounds like a great plan to me. Call me, Tis. I'll be waiting by the phone.