Cropped Damsels

I would say I like crop tops. I don't love them by any means, and I don't wear them personally. But if I see a girl that's rockin' one, I would definitely give her crop-props. If it's cute and she looks good, why should a sista hate?

But here's the thing Damsels -- most women do not rock a crop. Big is beautiful and all, but even an average-sized woman may want to steer clear of these tummy showers.

That's why I was half-amused/half-horrified when I saw this:

Via FreePeople.com

Not only is this top (let's face it) not that great to begin with, but now it's available in XL? Who are the women protesting that this wasn't in an XL? Who thought to themselves, "How unfair! This unattractive crop top with an unflattering stripe pattern DOESN'T come in my size?? I SEEK JUSTICE! I will never shop here again!"

And Free People was all, "Wait, don't fret! See? It's now available in XL!! Just like you wanted! And we're telling you with a pink font and an exclamation point! DON'T LEAVE US!"

Dramatization aside, I would like to meet the confident/blind women who want this top, of all shapes and sizes.

For serious.