Grab Your Embroidery, Damsels!

This was Keira Knightley's dress for the 2012 Los Angeles Film Festival in promotion of Seeking a Friend for the End of the World.

via celebuzz.com

It's...so...close. I love Keira! I'm loving what she's doing with her hair, I always love the movies she chooses—though, who wouldn't love a period piece?—and I am so excited for Anna Karenina (click it, it is the link to the trailer), I could burst.

But, this...leaves something to be desired. I wish it looked less like a hand-embroidered tablecloth, and more like the boho, floral dress you know she wants it to be. I mean, look at the flowers in her hair!

What's going wrong here is the color, the length, and the ammount of embroidery (um, the whole dress). Work with me Keira, not against me! Let me keep being your biggest fan! I am so happy for your new engagement, and your movie roles seem to be picking up, which I am also excited for. . . Why not let me be excited about your clothing choices too? I usually am! I am just left feeling a little disheartened.

Step it up, Keira. You don't want to let me down again.