Big News for Damsels

Yes. We feel bad about it, but what's done is done. We've neglected you, loyal Damsels, and we don't know how we can repay you, except to give you this gem from Hollywood.

Damsels, I give you Taken 2. Yes. Liam Neeson is back again in his best role, and we couldn't be more pleased.

A still you ask? I'll do even more, I'll give you two:

So, what's the story this time? Looks like Neeson's wife is taken, and he resorts to the same, awesomely bad-ass tactics he used before to bring those nasty human traffickers to justice.

I wouldn't skimp on you! Here's the trailer:



Good news and a Hummana, Hummana all wrapped into one? Wow, I'm good. Stay tuned for more awesome Damsel in a Dress, as well as frequent updates on Liam Neeson—in other words, exactly everything you want to hear.