Damsels in the Hive

Kristen Stewart, according to Forbes, is now the highest paid actress in Hollywood. In this picture, she looks pretty happy with herself, attending the Australian premier of Snow White and the Huntsman. Which, in my humble opinion was entertaining but not fully explained.

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Though I'm pretty much for this dress, I'm way against what she's doing with her hair. Cone-heads do not a highly-paid actress make, as my mother used to say (paraphrased).

Beehive buns aside, I am loving this two-piece dress trend, and Kristen manages to make what could be a semi-skanky choice into a classy, elegant look.

Grab Your Embroidery, Damsels!

This was Keira Knightley's dress for the 2012 Los Angeles Film Festival in promotion of Seeking a Friend for the End of the World.

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It's...so...close. I love Keira! I'm loving what she's doing with her hair, I always love the movies she chooses—though, who wouldn't love a period piece?—and I am so excited for Anna Karenina (click it, it is the link to the trailer), I could burst.

But, this...leaves something to be desired. I wish it looked less like a hand-embroidered tablecloth, and more like the boho, floral dress you know she wants it to be. I mean, look at the flowers in her hair!

What's going wrong here is the color, the length, and the ammount of embroidery (um, the whole dress). Work with me Keira, not against me! Let me keep being your biggest fan! I am so happy for your new engagement, and your movie roles seem to be picking up, which I am also excited for. . . Why not let me be excited about your clothing choices too? I usually am! I am just left feeling a little disheartened.

Step it up, Keira. You don't want to let me down again.

Big News for Damsels

Yes. We feel bad about it, but what's done is done. We've neglected you, loyal Damsels, and we don't know how we can repay you, except to give you this gem from Hollywood.

Damsels, I give you Taken 2. Yes. Liam Neeson is back again in his best role, and we couldn't be more pleased.

A still you ask? I'll do even more, I'll give you two:

So, what's the story this time? Looks like Neeson's wife is taken, and he resorts to the same, awesomely bad-ass tactics he used before to bring those nasty human traffickers to justice.

I wouldn't skimp on you! Here's the trailer:



Good news and a Hummana, Hummana all wrapped into one? Wow, I'm good. Stay tuned for more awesome Damsel in a Dress, as well as frequent updates on Liam Neeson—in other words, exactly everything you want to hear.