Lace is for the Bedroom, Damsels

Well, happy holidays and all that jazz, Damsels. What's that? I don't seem cheery? Well, if you insist, it is because something incredibly terrible happened shortly before the holidays began. And, simply nothing can raise my spirits - not the return of Pretty Little Liars, The Lying Game, or even Once Upon A Time.

No. No amount of new episodes can wash this travesty away:

Via celebuzz.com

Oh, Vanessa Hudgens. You are so wed to your hippie ways that you've refused to live amongst your society. Vanessa, dear. Didn't anyone tell you that see-through lace is for the bedroom?

Oh sure, a dash here, a tad there - show your back, even, we won't judge you! We'll applaud you. But this is going too far. These are transparent lace pants with hot shorts beneath them.

To be fair, I'm sure all of us are thankful for the short-shorts. Girl, clean yourself up and get a stylist who maybe doesn't list you first on their hate-list, mmmkay?

Happy New Year, Damsels. I think we all know what Vanessa's resolution will be.