Don't be coy. Turn around.
Via NastyGal.com
THERE it is. I seriously love this. Not because it's cute. Or normal. Or because I want to wear it. In fact, it's actually quite terrifying that someone, somewhere has probably paid the $172. No no, I love it because I yearn to meet the woman who wants to wear this.
I imagine her as middle-aged with a Joan Rivers-esque blowout and a martini in her hand. She wears sunglasses in the house and sky-high wedges around the pool. She makes delivery men and babies uncomfortable. In a word, she is glorious, and this frayed, fringed, halfhearted, crocheted KIMONO would be what she'd wear on a low-key, lie-around-the-mansion kind of day. You know, seducing the pool boy, and such.
I would not, however, recommend this for us plebeians.
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