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Showing posts with label WTFriday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label WTFriday. Show all posts
Friday, May 18, 2012
Friday, March 16, 2012
WTFriday: Adrienne Bailon
You guys, THIS was not Adrienne Bailon's first offense. That cray, not-an-actual-dress dress is part of a line by Dominique Auxilly. And turns out Adrienne really likes her designs. Like, a lot:
This gem is called the "Princess" dress. You can actually buy it here. And to be honest with you damsels, I don't know why you wouldn't snap this up right now for the low, low price of $298. It's tasteful, elegant and oh-so demure. It's in essence our favorite cheetah girl! Can't you just see Chanel Simmons running around Barcelona or India or wherever the heck Cheetah Girls 5: More Cheetah is taking them to in this little number? And our girl Raven would be wearing a muumuu version even though she's lost a lot of weight and looks fantastic and was sincerely hilarious in Revenge of the Bridesmaids (which was nothing like actual Bridesmaids, and maybe even better. Yeah, I said it!).
Basically, this whole post was so I could talk about Raven. And Cheetah Girls. So, you know what Adrienne? Keep this craziness up, I will single-handedly revive your career. More than Rob Kardashian ever did, anyways.
This gem is called the "Princess" dress. You can actually buy it here. And to be honest with you damsels, I don't know why you wouldn't snap this up right now for the low, low price of $298. It's tasteful, elegant and oh-so demure. It's in essence our favorite cheetah girl! Can't you just see Chanel Simmons running around Barcelona or India or wherever the heck Cheetah Girls 5: More Cheetah is taking them to in this little number? And our girl Raven would be wearing a muumuu version even though she's lost a lot of weight and looks fantastic and was sincerely hilarious in Revenge of the Bridesmaids (which was nothing like actual Bridesmaids, and maybe even better. Yeah, I said it!).
Basically, this whole post was so I could talk about Raven. And Cheetah Girls. So, you know what Adrienne? Keep this craziness up, I will single-handedly revive your career. More than Rob Kardashian ever did, anyways.
Friday, March 2, 2012
WTFriday: Kardashian Edition
America's Next Top Model has started, and I haven't been watching it. But I am intrigued. I hear it's half British models and that Kelly Cutrone is now a host, which alone is enough to entice me. I've loved her ever since her unnecessary and quite hilarious moments on The City and The Hills, so I'm always game for her shenanigans. Plus I'd LOVE to see a fight break out between TyTyBaby and Kelly because that shit would be UNREAL YOU GUYS. SO MUCH CAPS WOULD BE NECESSARY.
Anyway, so this was my general thinking until I heard Kris Jenner and her "model" daughters Kylie and Kendall Jenner were going to be on it. Now, I don't have anything against Kylie and Kendall, but Kris Jenner is Kinda Knuts. So I was unsure I'd be on board with all of the wackitude.
And then this happened:
And this:
This, too:
Images via Fashionista.com
This is...crazy. And creepy. Kreepy krazy. Nay, this is KRAZAZY. Not only am I going to have nightmares about that clown, but the Kardashians have forced me to create a new word:
Krazazy (krah-zay-zee): adj. Used to describe a Kardashian when they have entered a new realm of WTFitude.
In related news, I totally need to start watching America's Next Top Model.
Anyway, so this was my general thinking until I heard Kris Jenner and her "model" daughters Kylie and Kendall Jenner were going to be on it. Now, I don't have anything against Kylie and Kendall, but Kris Jenner is Kinda Knuts. So I was unsure I'd be on board with all of the wackitude.
And then this happened:
And this:
This, too:
Images via Fashionista.comThis is...crazy. And creepy. Kreepy krazy. Nay, this is KRAZAZY. Not only am I going to have nightmares about that clown, but the Kardashians have forced me to create a new word:
Krazazy (krah-zay-zee): adj. Used to describe a Kardashian when they have entered a new realm of WTFitude.
In related news, I totally need to start watching America's Next Top Model.
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