Hummana-Hummana: Matt Bomer

USA Network is my guilty pleasure. Give me a marathon of Psych or Monk any day over half of what's on prime time, and Suits alone deserves its own hummana-hummana post. USA has some great original programming is what I'm saying, which I personally appreciate as a bona fide TV addict (the test is sitting through a 12-hour marathon of Criminal Minds—nailed it).

So, it goes without saying that I've been watching White Collar since it premiered, and MY GOD is Matt Bomer gorgeous. I mean, really:

(All images via Matt Bomer's IMDb page—which, seriously, you should all do yourselves a favor and take a moment and go look through the other 150 photos)

How is this kind of symmetry even possible!? It's like when you imagine a fairy tale prince in your head, and he's hot and all up there on his white horse, but then you compare your prince to a picture of Matt Bomer and you're all, "Wow, now that's just unrealistic."

So yeah, Damsels, I know this hummana post is kind of random. And I know usually we tie our blog back to what's in the news or celebrity culture—you know, timely and apropos content about inappropriate side boob and the ilk. But today, I just want to kick back and bask in Matt Bomer's hotness because it needs to be celebrated. Join me, won't you?