Hummana Hummana: Still Alive, RG

Their was an evil story circulating the web today from Global Associated News "reporting" that Ryan Gosling had died. Fell off a mountain, poof, gone. Luckily, I didn't find out about this lie until after it had been debunked, which saved me from metaphorically clutching all of the "Hey Girl" memes to my bosom and sobbing bitterly.

Is that not how you grieve?

Image via People.com, hilarity via Damsels.com

But like I said, joyously this was a false report. So hummana hummana, still-living Ryan Gosling. May your gaze smolder for a thousand years.