Hummana Hummana: Still Alive, RG

Their was an evil story circulating the web today from Global Associated News "reporting" that Ryan Gosling had died. Fell off a mountain, poof, gone. Luckily, I didn't find out about this lie until after it had been debunked, which saved me from metaphorically clutching all of the "Hey Girl" memes to my bosom and sobbing bitterly.

Is that not how you grieve?

Image via People.com, hilarity via Damsels.com

But like I said, joyously this was a false report. So hummana hummana, still-living Ryan Gosling. May your gaze smolder for a thousand years.

Hummana Hummana: Ryan Gosling

Ryan Gosling is everywhere these days. And not in an, "ugh, Ryan Gosling is everywhere these days," but said with sincere joy and a sigh of longing. Earlier this year he was in Crazy, Stupid, Love, and now Drive and Ides of March are both in theaters, providing movie-goers with twice the opportunity to see his pretty face in all its silver screen glory.

But as I'm sure you've heard by now, the press has found the one person in the universe who doesn't find Ryan Gosling gut-wrenchingly handsome - and it's RG himself! He recently told the Daily Mail that he thinks he's a, "pretty weird-looking guy."

Well, I've got news for you buddy:

Via Zambio.com

I strongly disagree. Enjoy staring at the chiseled jaw and sweet blue eyes of this Wednesday's (apparently mirror-less) Hummana Hummana.