Damsels of Oz

Ah! It is the Good Witch, Glinda! Oh, Glinda will you show us the way to the Wizard? It's just that I don't have a heart. How do I know? Because I hate what you're wearing. And I even know that it is a departure from your normally conservative, mumsy (I just created that word) ways and we should all be celebrating, but -- I just can't get on the bandwagon. This is how I know I don't have a heart. I will follow the Yellow Brick Road and get back to you.

Via gofugyourself.com

Nope. The Wizard said I actually had a heart, and that he agreed with me. Oops, you're just too girly/prom-y/flower-girl-y for the Wizard and I. I might have to land a house on you now, just so you get the point.