I am a huge fan of Halloween. I love dressing up for a night and getting creative with what I want to "be." And seriously, the wackier the better. I even broke a cardinal Damsel rule last year and rocked a bear costume with paws and
those fuzzy leg warmers Rachel hates. And I LOVED every second of it.
But here's the thing: sometimes these costumes are just TOO ridiculous.
Yandy.com, aka the black hole of all my free time, has a vast array of disguises from the skanky to the wacky (or, to my glee, sometimes both). Here's a few I think are a bit more of a trick than they are a treat.
This is the Deluxe Pirate Queen Costume, it has five parts to it and costs $200 dollars. I had no idea this was even supposed to be a pirate. To me, it looks like something Cher might throw on if her next music video was set to take place on a ranch. 'Cause that's just how she rolls. Hatred factor: 5/10.
This one might need no words. Well, okay, here's one: NO. If Hulk Hogan can't even pull off this look, what made some high costume designer think that anyone else would in the Sexy Hulkamania Costume (seriously)? Hatred factor: 7/10 (points awarded for LOL-iness).
There's more gag-worthy costumes...after the jump.
