Damsels in Red

OK. I have some serious qualms with the jumpsuit. I think sometimes they can be flattering (a la Rose Byrne at the SAG Awards) but most of the time, it is just an ill-fitting, high-waisted mess. In this case, not only is it high-waisted and high-water, but it also looks as if Kristen Wiig here has a third breast. Not cool, red jumpsuit. Not cool.

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Am I being too harsh? As a refresher, here's Rose Byrne's take on the Jumpsuit:

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I don't know. There's a clear winner here. Which of these Bridesmaids worked the jumpsuit best? Or...does the jumpsuit work at all for you? We're still unclear here at Damsels headquarters - sometimes Rose Byrne just works her voodoo magic on us to make us believe anything she does is gorgeous.

A Date with a Damsel?

Will you be my Valentine? There's only one requirement. You need to seduce me in a Victorian version of the teddy. Ready?

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Yep. It happened, and it's terrible. I am telling you here and now that people are going overboard with lace. Pretty soon, those well-placed ruffles will just be gone, and then all human decency will have gone to dust.