Hummana Hummana: 'ye at the Met

Blah, blah, blah, Met Gala, blah. [Insert diatribe on the women's fashion of the night, Anja Rubik's hip bone, and whatever that was that Elizabeth Banks chose to wear here.]

I think we all know what we want to see. Some men in some tuxes.

And not just any men, Kanye men. In reality, it isn't right to just call Kanye a "man." What is man, other than a Homo sapien prone to accidents and mistakes? No, Kanye is a demi-god. He knows it, we know it, so let's just not fuss about it anymore. In fact, we might as well invent a new category of gods and call them, dem'ye-gods. He's already acheived Hurculean feats in the fashion world ($6,000 pair of shoes, we made it to the Paris news), so I think he's proved his point (you need to crawl, 'fore you ball).

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Those dem'ye-gods really know how to pull off a bow tie.

WTFriday: Damsel PJ Party!

Look, I know hearing your ex rap about a new flame in concert (even when you've moved on to an arguably better/at the very least more-sane rapper) can be tough—believe me, BEEN THERE—but that's no excuse to do...this:

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Amber, Amber, Amber. Give Wiz the night off, and come over to my house for a veg sesh. We'll eat some cookie dough, a little pizza, maybe some chocolate covered pretzels. You're already wearing the perfect pants!

Damsels Critique Side-Boob-Snook

Side-boob-Snook needs to be the next "That Sh*t Cray." Can we talk to Kanye about that? I'll probably just call him up and be like, "Hey 'Ye! Snook rhymes with a lot of good stuff. Just consider it." Then I'll hang up first so I definitely leave with the upper hand.

All Kanyes aside, the saddest part about this whole get-up is that she probably thinks the blazer makes it classy.

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That sh*t cray. (Ain't it Jay?)


...What she order? Fish fillet?

(If you don't know that song, get on it, because it is awesome.)