Hummana Hummana: 'ye at the Met

Blah, blah, blah, Met Gala, blah. [Insert diatribe on the women's fashion of the night, Anja Rubik's hip bone, and whatever that was that Elizabeth Banks chose to wear here.]

I think we all know what we want to see. Some men in some tuxes.

And not just any men, Kanye men. In reality, it isn't right to just call Kanye a "man." What is man, other than a Homo sapien prone to accidents and mistakes? No, Kanye is a demi-god. He knows it, we know it, so let's just not fuss about it anymore. In fact, we might as well invent a new category of gods and call them, dem'ye-gods. He's already acheived Hurculean feats in the fashion world ($6,000 pair of shoes, we made it to the Paris news), so I think he's proved his point (you need to crawl, 'fore you ball).

via celebuzz.com

Those dem'ye-gods really know how to pull off a bow tie.