Hummana Hummana: Moar Hunger Mansels

It's no secret. Damsel HQ is abuzz with excitement for The Hunger Games. Yours Truly has tickets to the midnight premiere. We've posted about Katniss, in various ways, as well as her fellow tribute, Peeta and Mr. Miley Cyrus Gale (Liam Hemsworth) a ton recently. And, well, we've sort-of forgotten to include the other male cast members in all our frenzy.

So here's a look at some Hunger Mansels worth drooling over, or at least worth a second glance.

How could we forget you, Cinna (Lenny Kravitz)? I dig a guy who can pull off gold eye-liner like Mr. Kravitz can:

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Now, this facial hair was constructed by the beard-trimming gods! I actually like it and am not being sarcastic. I mean, I will admit it is a little drastic for your everyday tasks (Wes Bentley, who plays Seneca Crane, the head Gamemaker, actually admitted that while filming he would have to make stops at convenience stores and he would get some crazy looks from people, understandably), but it is pretty cool:

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Here's what Mr. Bentley actually looks like:

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Now, that's a mansel!

How about some male tributes? I'm on the fence about the hotness of these two. Megan hates this picture, but it is the only convenient one of two male tributes, so what can you do? I see her point though. The one with the sneer in the background is the son of Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid! (We hope he grows into his looks.)

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And...

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How did that get in there?

Oh, well! See you at the premiere!

Hugh Damsel

Ever since I saw a pair of adorable faux-snakeskin, bright pink smoking slipper flats at Target, I've been obsessed. Yes, they're a little man-ish. Yes, they look like what Drag Queen Hugh Hefner might wear (aside: I totally want to meet Drag Queen Hugh Hefner, I bet that bitch has crazy game).

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But I love them.

They have an androgynous edge that sets them apart from ballet flats, and I dig it. The only problem is these are really uncomfortable. No offense, Target. You have some awesome shoes, I'm just sayin' these just do not satisfy the "slipper" requirement of "smoking slippers."

And I was all, "Aw man, I really want an awesome pair of smoking slippers, but they have to be as cute as those Target ones." Well, hello Sam Edelman!

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How badass are these?? It's like what Lisbeth Salander would wear if she wanted to don a velvet robe while puffing on a Cuban. Or Katniss Everdeen would wear these and kick President Snow IN THE FACE UNEXPECTEDLY BECAUSE YEAH, THESE ARE BADASS SMOKING SLIPPERS is what I'm saying.

Oh, and they also come in a rose gold color.

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And as if you needed more reason to get on this trend with me, Olivia Palermo is totally rocking it, too. Just submit now, Damsels. The Cubans are on me.